""Hey Mom, finally you made it to the pool!" "Hi honey." "Mom, this is Nikki." "Hi." "Happy birthday Mrs. Duncan!" "Thanks Nikki but it's not until tomorrow." "Anyway Mom, isn't she hot?" "Yes honey, she's very pretty." "And she's a redhead." "Yes Jodi, I see that." "And she's very busty." "Jodi, why are you saying all of this?" "Mom, remember a couple of weeks ago when your computer crashed?" "Yes, why?" "Well while I was fixing it I searched your browser history and saw hundreds of photos, videos and stories of older women making out with young busty redheads." "JODI!" "Shh Mom, that's why she's here." "What? What do you mean?" "Mom, this is my birthday present for you. Nikki just loves older women and by the way she has a 5" tongue and she really knows how to use it, if you know what I mean." "WHAT?! JODI!" "Mom stop. Nikki is staying the night with you in our hotel room and I'm staying with her very hot busty Mom in theirs. And then tomorrow, we're going to switch. Me with Nikki again and you with her Mom." "OH MY GOD!" "I know right?! Mom, this is going to be a great 2 weeks here in Miami.""