"taking ms piggy out for a walk so the neighbours can have a laff too - get the lads round for the footy and she can be the half time entertainment and urinal so don't have to waste time getting up from the sofa for a piss during the match"
"fucking hell Greggs will never go out of business with piggies like her around - love to force feed it some steak bakes and Patisserie Valerie cakes x"