"My new PA was rubbish at her job but there was something that I liked about her. Sorry Mrs Jackson, how are you spelling Ello, with an H, oh yes hehehe, silly me."
"The day I ordered my husband chastity cage to save our marriage, was the day I walked in on him with his cock in his hand looking at porn and wanking, and I said would he rather wank off to porn or have sex with me, he just continued wanking. Things are just how I want them, now he's locked."
"The kids last day at school before the summer holidays and I need a little bit of me time, I think I am going to be spending all day doing this, umm it feels so good. I wonder how many time I can orgasm today."