"She had pictures on her profile showing her unshaved armpits. And that was enough, when she asked me over I said yes. And she flat out said she needed to fuck, I said as long as I get to enjoy her armpits too. Of course things didn't go to plan, when I arrived she was in jeans and a large tshirt and had camera gear set-up. I took off her tshirt and saw her lush hairy pits, but her loose fitting jeans had a bulge in them. As I took them off a thick long strap on flopped out. The shock showed on my face. She said " My pits for your arse" without much thought I agreed and stripped."