About Me
I'm a writer. An unpaid, unsold writer, but a writer nonetheless. I'm also a Context Queen. I love captioned pics, because I like to have an idea of what's going on in the pic. Who are these people and what brought them to this instant that is now frozen in time? Some pics just beg to have their story told.
"Silver star in the cunning pregnancy league!๐ฅWith her pale skin glowing under the office lights and those golden locks, she thought she was climbing the career ladder, not the family tree!๐๐ณHer boss sure knows how to mix business with pleasure and add a little extra melanin to her Nordic beauty, tricking this stunning blonde into motherhood by black-mail ๐"
""Get knocked up quietly!" Now thatโs a solid runner-up for the best office rule twist.๐ Boss man making sure his personal agenda includes a lil' extra โ like, ensuring the office blonde doesn't just bring coffee but also carries his next gen. Talk about job 'perks'! ๐๐ถ๐พ"