"No! I swear to God, I will pay the company back every dollar I stole! "Mrs. Davies, let's be honest; you don't have that type of money, now do you? That is why you have been given the choice of either being turned into the law or being promoted to company Morale Officer. First the executive, then the floor managers, then the rank-and-file staff, and finally the janitors....then, you can start the whole cycle all over again. The position comes with a three-year contract."
"I must admit what you did took balls, MS. Reynolds. Privately publishing your feminist garbage and then labeling it as coming from our conservative publishing company, just so it would reach our audience of readers. Unfortunately for you, it's against the law. And our readers who bought a copy are now really pissed at us. So, to remedy this situation, we have sent notes of apology and reimbursed each one. We have also offered them the opportunity of fucking you. For the record, your first run of 2,000 copies sold out. We are thinking of doing a much larger second printing..."