""I've always loved Blacked's movies, but I turned down their first offer because I thought my holes were too tight for that. But since my fans were totally devastated by this, I bought a couple of giant dildos and started training hard with them, then called the Blacked guys back. It was a huge success and boosted my confidence through the roof. Now I feel like I can do anything, and all it took was a few giant black cocks!""
""He hurt my ego a little when he said he didn't think British bitches were any good at anal sex. I had to defend the honor of British women, so I milked his balls dry with my tight little arsehole! Afterward, he couldn’t stop apologizing, but I told him he only could atone for it in my hotel room over the weekend! We buried the hatchet completely in three days.""