All you lovers of scat, I shit my pants
today. It was coming with force and I
couldn't make it to the bathroom in
time. Most of it got in the toilet but my
underwear and pants were shitty along
with collateral damage to the toilet.
Well, I had an extra shower today, I
suppose it all worked out.

I feel that there should be other options
for Sexual Orientation, such as Pervert,
Degenerate, Bent, Curious, Dirty Boy,
Peeping Tom... stuff like that.