"It's ok, come on in, don't be shy, I know what your here for. I'm here because my wife, err she won't umm she won't, yes I know a lot of wives won't do what I do, so tell me how you would like things to happen today and I'll get started."
"I got my husband to build me a private cabin at the bottom of the garden so I could have some privacy. You can come visit me if you want to, but there is a price you'll have to pay."