"Ah, the thong. Females either love them or hate them. They usually love them for the sensation that their skirt or dress gives them when it swishes back and forth over their naked backside, the sensation of feeling knickerless all but for the way the thong rides over their vagina, clitoris and anus and the access that the thong provides when the string is pulled down. They usually hate them for no real reason at all, particularly because they've never tried wearing one."