"Hello Helen, you look so much like my first wife, it is surreal, you could be twins, even though she had an elder sister who didn't look like her. The likeness between the two of you is remarkable, redheads, skin texture, head shape, even your mouths are the same, your boobs and even moles on your bellies!! Are you definitely not Chris? No she was never as sexy with me and never allowed me to take pics of her like yours."
"I'm more than willing to offer my services to rub sun cream into her, every inch of her in fact and if she doesn't have enough I can provide some moisturiser of my own"