"Do I look like I'm asking for it dressed like this? Well I will be when I approach the fat old perv on the park bench and suggest the toilets are where he can take me to bugger my queer ass"
"What have I done? Posted myself online in my sissy maid outfit, of course fat disgusting old men are going to invite me to "come and suck my dirty old cock clean sissy" but which of them do I choose first?"