"First, let me lick your cunt, sniffing and snorting and grunting like a hungry beast. Then watch, as my cock grows stiff, throbbing, and leaking pre-cum. Then, ask me if I would like to fuck you........then, slap my erection viciously, and laugh as you piss on it.......ohhhhh, fuck, how amazing that would be."
"Baby, I'd crawl on my hands and knees over gravel, stones and rocks, for the chance to slip my tongue into that delicious looking love cave, and swirl my tongue around your dripping clit......just for the chance to hear you squeal with delight as you cum all over my face. And then, I'd beg you to allow me to kiss your nipples. If I did a good job of wooing you, and if you thought my cock looked good enough.......OMG, I'd beg you to let me fuck you xoxoxoxoxoxox"