"Brenda knew it was time for her annual performance review, so when the text message came from her boss, she headed over to the hotel and the assigned room, got undressed and assumed the position. She thought she was getting too old for this, but she needed the money. And her boss had paid for her boob job."
"I was in my daughters bedroom in my underwear and called out her boyfriends name, as he walked in I fell backwards onto the bed, knickers half way down my legs, legs open and said, oops silly me, well don't just stand there, big boy, fill me up."