"Sweetie, I know you have to go potty badly. But this is what happens to people who steal my "merchandise". They all end up in here. it is just that you are, shall we say, "different" that those other hillbilly grunts. And you already know I have a certain interest in the feets, as you found out when we first met. So before I send you into the afterworld, I am going to have a little tickle feet fun. Oh! Oh my! Ohhhhh!!!! Did you just shit your pants?"