"Your wife has been using this cozy Airbnb a-frame as a place to meet Jeff for sex. Here, she’s wearing the lingerie she wore on your wedding night, when she took your virginity. Your cock hasn’t been in her since."
"Your wife can’t resist sending Jeff pictures of her tits. She sends them to you, but only to say things like “Jeff will be fixing these tonight. Come home after 1.†Or “I think tonight is the night Jeff will breed me. Looking forward to feeding his babies with these.â€"