""Hi Mrs. Duncan." "Hey Alyssa honey. WOW Alyssa, you look, um, amazing!" (HOLY HELL! THEY ACTUALLY WORK!) "Thanks Mrs. Duncan, you too. Wait, are you wearing those x-ray glasses that Father Duncan bought?" "Yup." "He wears those around me, Nikki and the entire all-girl junior Church choir like all the time." "Oh, really? I wonder why?" (MY GOD, NICE TITS!!!) "Do those stupid things even work Mrs. Duncan?" "Um..." "Can I try them?" "NO!""