"I did not urinate all day today. And stood and looked at this on my patio and wet my jeans and sneakers. Now I am going to masturbate. Oh yes. I filmed it."
"Thank you for wetting for me, sweetie pie. Feels good doesn't it? And you held it all the way home from the movie. This reminds me of when Ravenna bullied you after school our Senior year. Remember that? I didn't tell you but I was so horny after that, I went back to the gym and masturbated in the boys bathroom. She was so tall and could easily beat up any girl in school. I understand. Oh well, Raveena is dead. Picked a fight with the wrong girl in Queens. But here we are. Eight years later and married. This killer flat in Stuyvesant. Great jobs. You just got promoted to Team Manger in Sales. We are totally into each others sexual fetishes. And you like to wet your pants. I am going to take those wet jeans ff now and rub them in my face and you lay downn and spread your legs for me, ok, Monique? We are about FUCK. And FUCK like wild animals."