"'thanks for picking me up from class, sir. we had a great sex ed lesson, all about male masturbation. I didn't know that men should empty their balls every day to stop all that nasty sperm building up and causing tension. I know how busy you've been with work, so I expect you haven't had time to relieve yourself for a while. i bet your balls feel really tight and heavy. I wondered if you'd like to jerk off in front of me. We only looked at diagrams in class, but they made me feel really horny, and I'd love to watch a man blow his sticky load to me for the first time. I'll let you cum all over my tits, if you like - you can how stiff my teenage nipples are just thinking about watching you play with yourself...'"
"I have figured out at least one thing about fashion. The designers at high end luxury brands are gay, the designers for womens sports and cheerleading brands are straight. Even the worst of cheerleading outfits makes girls look better than anything I have ever seen on a haute couture runway."