"So crazy how those super hung alpha BBC's can do what they do like it was nothing - and I can barely look at her eyes for too long without fear of pre-jacking in my pants. No wonder I'm the one doing all the friend zone simping and leaving the fucking to real men. Saying Gabbie would be disappointed in my best performance would be the understatement of the year... but by the way she looks back at me I can tell she already knows that of course. She knows."