"Dad, I told my BFF that you are crazy about leather, so she specially put on her red leather pants. Can she stay the night, the three of us can fit in your bed, right?"
"Hey neighbor, do you want to come with me and spank me, that always makes me incredibly horny. When I am horny, I wanna suck cock, and my ex-husband always said I am a great cocksucker."
"Dad, you can't come into my room yet, but my BFF and I are choosing what to wear. My BFF thinks this will turn you on. What do you think? And by the way, my BFF can stay the whole weekend, and she can't wait to see your big cock in my tight pussy, before she sucks you off ;)"