"What would you put on the estimate of number of coaches, officials, athletes (especially huge Nigerian 100m sprinters and giant Romanian shot putters) who ended up with a bright red ring around the base of their cock from her? 200? 500? Canada got their reputation of being the friendliest country somehow, and she may have been 90% of the reason."
"Fuck I want to drag her into a closet, rip off that dress, and defile her in ways that would make a grizzled SVU detective throw up when they discover her."