"Bernadette told Penny her little secret that she had locked Howards tiny little pecker in a chastity cage. Now Penny likes to torture Howard by flashing her tits and watching him squirm as he tries to get an erection, but the cage restricts it and starts squeezing his little balls."
"The new Dean of CalTech was a tall, handsome black man. Leonard couldn't figure out why the Dean gave him a large raise and approved monthly travel for him to lecture across the country at an East coast school. The Dean was using his massive BBC to educate Penny on the Big Bang multiple times while Leonard was traveling. The ironic thing is that Leonard spent the nights in his hotel room jerking off to Blacks on Blondes porn imagining the girls were Penny or Bernadette."
"The best part they can make these videos, get more popular, then claim it's fake, AIgenerated. Smart, naughty girl. The fact she KNOWS -you are fapping watching her- is just an added bonus she can masturbate for, thinking abut the hard erected cocks wanked rough for her every single day."