""I know you must think I'm this innocent, nerdy virgin. But in reality, I get more Cawk than anyone in my school, including those whoreish cheerleaders" !!!"
"She looks like she would be a good time, I bet she knew all those blokes fucked as her cunt would be in a right state. mind you if all had been in her cunt I'd have been tempted to flip her over and use her ass"