"Classic drunk milf move. They dont put their pussys at the edge of the bed, but they dont get far enough onto the bed either, they lay right at a spot where you have to drag them one way or the other to stand or get on the bed to fuck them."
"Mom is dancing for the landscaper while dad is out of town. I wonder how many dudes per day discover their mother was a skanky whore by finding her on ImageFap. Haha!"