"Give me a call and let me show you what I can do. For all your white on black fantasies. I always address you as massa and no matter what you order me to do, I never say 'no'. Call me today!"
"Let me see the picture. Excellent. There's no doubt that is Collins the general manager...having sex with you, another employee. I will send this to the board and he'll be fired in the wink of an eye. Then I will get promoted and live happily ever after. Good work, Kimberly. Here's your $500. (two days later) "You white bastard! You didn't tell me I would also be fired!" You couldn't figure that out for yourself? You are a very dumb girl, Kim. But don't worry. I have connections. I know other mid-level managers in other companies that could use your services in helping them get promoted. We will just sort of pass you around...consider yourself a freelancer."
"Glory Hole Confessions: fun fact, 3 out of 5 white women that have participated in a real life glory hole event (not for porn) have admitted to completely ignoring a white guys penis and waiting for a black man to put his dick through the hole."