"I was out one night and got chatting to a bird who was a bit pissed, so I asked her about anal and was it a new trend like a fashionable thing (made her laugh by saying I was nosey lol). Well guys it seems it is, AND they finally figured out they can't get pregnant that way either. The bird I was with even let me have a grope of her commando (obv no knickers) state and she was already greased up 'just in case'. Who am I to leave a lady waiting eh? So if you use THAT chat up line, you owe me a beer lol."
"As her dad continued talking, I absently grabbed the slut's hair and pulled her mouth back down my hardening cock. I held her down as I finished the call. "Drink it all, slut! You're mine now.""