"Umm Dad... Steven, since when did Ellie start to play cards? What Dad, what do you even mean? When did your little sister start to play poker? Umm Dad, that's not what she means wearing all that stuff. Oh. So she doesn't like playing poker, spades, chase the queen and other poker games? Umm no Dad, not even close. Oh. Well then, what do they mean then? Umm Dad, she's a Queen of Spade lover. Oh. What does that even mean son? Umm Dad, she likes black, big black... Wait, OH MY GOD! Yeah Dad, that's probably what she constantly says while she's getting queened and stuff."
"Look at my husband stroking while I'm fucking a black man. I'm going to stop get off and make hubby suck his black cock until it explodes. Get over here Paul."