"I would give anything to be her!
I'm Kelly Michaels - formerly - Mike Dickey in Myrtle Beach S.C. and I'm very proud to be a gay out sissy CD faggot here 24/7!"
"Yes, the muscle relaxers I slipped in your drink seem to have kicked in. Wouldn't you say so, boss lady? Oh, that's right. you can't talk right now, can you? Let me lay you out on the floor so we can improve our working relationship. I'll use my phone's camera so in the future we won't need any drugs, will we?"
"I wanted you to see for yourself, Bob, why your wife won't have sex with you anymore. She's found a better man. Or should I say, she's found better men?"