"I looked at the old man's uncut cock and I knew I should have checked under his foreskin for cheese before putting it in my mouth, but I didn't, because if it was cheesy, I wouldn't have sucked it, but I also knew that once I started sucking it, a bit of smeg wouldn't stop me."
"I'd wanted my wife to shave her cunt for years, eventually she did, but only after the old guy next door had said that top of his bucket list was to get his thick eight inches into a bald one"
"When she posed, she probably didn't think about men wankng over her, let alone saving her pic to end their edging over after an hour of being ready to cum for hundreds of other women"
"Do you think that when ugly women spread their cunt for the camera, they have any clue how many men will see it, dream of licking it, enjoy wanking over her and wishing he was shagging her, add me to that long list"