"See, Honey. My hand covers your cock, but these huge porn cocks are twice as big as you. With me doing about 4 porn shoots a week, there’s really no point in us having sex anymore. I won’t feel your softish little dicklet, but I’ll jerk you off with two fingers. Deal?"
"Thanks for the drive to the porn set, Honey, and yes, I’m having a GREAT time. These porn cocks are huge and hard. We should be finished in about 4 hours."