"Oh yes, Emma! Your mommy is right! My tiny little baby peepee feels soooo good when I play with it, thinking of you!!! And since I think of you all the time, I’m constantly playing with my little wiener! Sometimes I walk around the house with no pants on, just fingering it and making it tingle while I think of you! Do you want to lock it up? Pleeeease???"
"But… b-but it’s all the guys coming over to watch the game!!!! Ohgod, yes! Yes, ma’am… I can’t wait to see their faces and hear them roaring with laughter, if that’s what pleases you."