"She had thought of everything. Before castrating him she had hypnotized him into begging her to cut his balls off. Even offering her money. When he took her to court and the tape was played, the jury was quick to reach a verdict: not guilty."
"" Sweetie, you did everything right. I’ve been following your blog for a while now, especially the stories about how you teased your brother and what he did just to get some relief. Keep those balls full until the very end! Even for a procedure like this, you shouldn’t let them fully release. ""
"I really shouldn't have argued with her. My stepmom has already castrated her ex, and now she's in charge of me and Dad. Luckily, she lets my dick leak a little once every week or two, but my balls are always full."
"I think you're right... It could be worse... My penis is still there... And my girlfriend is about to find out that her ex-boyfriend also had a penectomy yesterday..."
"I thought you just squeeze or hit them until they turn red or purple... Then you take them out with a scalpel... That way they would look better on the table..."