""MOMMY! Stevie just blew his stuff all over my face and chest again! Jeez, what a mess!" "Oh Alyssa honey, you need to start swallowing it just like Gramma and I do several times a day every day honey. It's way less messy and your little brothers cumloads are actually pretty tasty too, delicious in fact. Yum." "WHAT?! Jeez Mom!" "What, just saying Alyssa. Actually honey, send Stevie into the kitchen, I'm thirsty." "OH GOD HELP ME!!!""
""Mommy, finally you made it to the beach bar!" "Sorry Allie but the hair dryer in our hotel room is terrible." "No problem. Mommy, this is Nikki." "Hi Nikki." "Hi Mrs. Duncan. Happy birthday!" "Thanks honey but it's not until tomorrow." "Anyway Mommy, isn't she hot?" "Yes honey, she's very pretty." "And she's a brunette." "Yes Allie, I see that." "And she's very busty too." "What?! Allie, why are you saying all this?" "Mom, remember a couple of weeks ago when your computer crashed?" "Yes honey, why?" "Well, while I was fixing it, I searched your browser history, and I saw hundreds of stories, photos and videos of women fully making out with young, busty brunettes." "WHAT?! ALLIE!" "Mom, stop. That's why she's here." "What, what do you mean?" "Mom, this is my birthday present for you. Nikki here just loves older women and by the way, she also has a 5" turbo tongue, and she REALLY knows how to use it, if you know what I mean." "WHAT?!" "Mom, stop. I too like girls but I just love a yummy MILF! I just had a quickie threesome with her and her Mom. Nikki is staying the night with you in our hotel room and I'm staying the night with Nikki's Mommy in their room. And then tomorrow, we'll switch. Me with Nikki again and you with her very hot and busty Mommy." "Oh my god!" "I know right?! Mom, this is going to be a great two weeks here in Miami!""