"Morning Mommy. Hi honey. Wow Mommy, you look, um amazing! (HOLY FUCK! These x-ray glasses actually work!) Aww thanks honey. Wait, are you wearing those so called x-ray glasses that Steven bought last month? Yep. (Look at those big Mommy tits!! Damn!) He wears those around me and your sisters like all the time. Oh. (I wonder why?! HaHa!) Do those stupid things even work? Um... Can I try them? NO!"