"I want to walk a long time close behing her, feel my mind go, while I ogle and drool, an feel my penis growing bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and bigger and... well, you get the point. Wouldn't work though, cause I also want to lay my palms on those cheeks while they move, and that kind of thing'll get one a slap at best and an arrest at worst. It's a splendid bum though"