"I told my wife I had to use the bathroom and then we would leave we had both had a few to many. She agreed. When I came out she had lost her dress and was flirting with the big black guy beside her. I stopped to watch and saw he had her headed to the elevator and up to his room in less than 5 minutes. I waited in the car till morning when she finally came out saying she got a room she needed sleep. She was so drunk she forgot to call you and was so happy to see how loyal you were staying and sleeping in the car."