"You called my bluff. I've wanted to screw you for years, and I said nothing could change that, but after hiking all day with that goddamn gopher between your legs....no, I do not want to get near it. Go shave immediately or I will do it for you, voluntarily or tied up, your choice."
"Seriously? All I said was I wonder what anal sex is like, you know, since the group was talking about sex. Our group of friends including your boyfriend by the way. If its that important to you sure, I will drill your asshole with my cock right now."
"Beautiful shave job. Fuck cooking, singing, dress making, wood working, I wanna see a show about bitches competing for best pussy trimming. I would watch that and support every sponsor."
"She did the typical nervous wife routine-- oh gosh honey I dont know if I can do any of those naughty things in Vegas, what if people find out, what if I see someone I know, touching another guy would be weird, I can change my mind any time right, hehe oh my gosh kiss a girl at the dance club thats way to slutty! --- 36 hours later shes felching 2 cans of whipped cream you just loaded into her ass all over the faces of 3 girlfriends she invited."
"This scab of a human can Kegal lift a 20lb dumbbell chained to just a golfball. She can also twerk her pussy to orgasm anywhere, anytime, hands free."
"Dumb fucking cunt, get your god damn kid out of your porn. Jesus fucking christ, can you wait 20 more seconds to snap your clit and have your your giggly-tard orgasm?"