"While up in the attic looking for my old train set, I found a taped shut shoebox that had DO NOT OPEN written all over it. After opening it, I found hundreds of photos of my Mom and her Mom when they were younger growing up. After going thru dozens and dozens of them, I found a taped shut envelope that had DO NOT OPEN written all over it. After opening it, I found dozens of photos of them fully making out, licking, sucking and fucking enormously hung black men while they were on Church Missions in Africa in various huts and rooms, inside and outside, on buses, in schools, at the lake, like everywhere. NOW I know why they are still so close and always still do Church Missions together to this day."
"Hi Daddy! How was deep sea fishing? Good girls, great actually. Wow Holly and Alyssa, you girls look, um amazing! (HOLY FUCK!) Aww thanks Daddy! While you were out fishing, we went down to the beach to get some sun and we met one of the local girls that works here at the resort. Oh. She invited us to go out dancing tonight and we said yes because we thought that you would probably be super tired after fishing all day. We hope you don't mind. YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THAT?! Yes Daddy. Tonisha took us shopping for specific clothes because the bar, called Dexter's I think, are having some kind of theme night tonight. Do you like it Daddy? WHAT?! Holy shit girls, I can see your... Oh Daddy, stop. We're meeting her in the lobby in a few. We have to go. Okay kiddos, have fun but please be careful. We won't! HaHa. Very funny. After having a nap and a shower, Steven went down to the resort bar and ordered a beer. Hey mon, all alone? No, my daughters are here as well but they were invited to go out dancing. Cool. Where'd de go mon? Not really sure but I think it's called Dexter's or something like that. WHAT?! DEXTER'S?! HaHa. Well mon, on Tuesdays the all male black only bar have white nights dere mon. What? Yup. Every Thursday, one or two white girls are invited dere for gangbangs mon. WHAT?! I hope yur daughters ain't wearin tighty dresses because if they are then they'll be getting fucked senseless repeatedly by dozens and dozens and dozens, probably fifty or more enormously hung black Daddy's in all their holes like over and over and swallowing gallons of hot, thick black Daddy jizz. WHAT?! OH MY GOD! Yep mon, and that's exactly what they're gonna be sayin like over and over, OH MY GOD DADDY, FUCK ME DADDY, FUCK ME DADDY! OH MY GOD!"
"I came home early to surprise my wife and take her out on the town to dinner and the play she has been begging to go to. I guess we surprised each other. When she heard the sliding glass door open from the house she turned and saw me standing there with a bouquet of flowers and the show tickets. I saw the surprised and then scared look on her face showing me she knew she had fucked up. She started to get out to come to me and I just said you may as well finish because that is all you have left here. I threw the flowers in the pool and ripped up the tickets she would have so cherished."