""Good morning Grandpa. Thanks again for letting me sleep
here last night. I was really drunk so I told Robbie to drop
me off here. I guess you couldn't wait to look at my tits
could you? How long ago did you pull my top up? It must
have been at least a while ago; your boner is totally stiff.
I don't remember anything after I got out of the car. Did
you feel me up last night and rub your penis on my leg, or
were you already asleep when I got here? Whatever, I'm too
sleepy to to help you so just do what you want. You can rub
your foreskin on my lips, but don't cum or I might throw up : )"