"Your balls displease me. Tonight, you will offer to worship me in the most humiliating manner ever...or, your balls will no longer be there to displease me. Start thinking, hubby and it better be good."
"Take a good look coz you ain't never coming close to it. All of your attention is going to be spent worshipping my other side. The only reason for marrying a white man is coz they make the best ass slaves.."