"It’s a good thing my wife’s little sister is a notorious whore. Nobody will wonder who the real daddy is when she turns up pregnant and claims she has no idea."
"The problem or maybe the opportunity of dating a skanky teen girl is all her friends are skanky teen girls who want a piece of you too. Now the real question is how to keep them all happy without them getting jealous."
"Your girlfriend will catch you when her daughter’s belly swells with your seed. But maybe it’s time to admit you’re dating the wrong girl anyway."
"My wife knew about my 'slavegirl' fantasies even before she married me. Sometimes she would roleplay for me, but it isn't the same as having a near stranger to use anyway I wanted. I fucked this beauty three times, the best though was when she pretended to be a virgin newly captured by a pirate and she let me ravish her as she struggled and begged me not to ruin her."