"My wife and I have a very honest and loving relationship. She dresses up other men in the lingerie she wore on our wedding night and sucks them off while I clean the kitchen waiting for the pictures to show up by text."
"Baby, thanks for letting me watch last night. I still can’t believe you got double teamed by two better looking, fitter men. Especially when we haven’t had sex in five years."
"Baby, I can’t believe you’re getting ready to get fucked by another man for the first time. I’ll be listening at the door with my pathetic dick in my hand, so be sure to make a lot of noise."