"Girl, that amazing asshole of yours just earned a solid top ten place in my "Most Gorgeous and Inviting Assholes in the World" list. As assholes go, yours is simply stunning, sweetie. Absolute "anal perfection" with your lovely, large dark-brownish rim and the sheer beauty of the circular pucker, diving so gracefully into your cute, tight little hole. And all, illuminated so wonderfully in the natural sunlight pouring into the room. Without question, as delightfully fragrant and delicious looking as any asshole I have ever lusted after. Babe, I would fucking walk through fire for that asshole of yours. Absolutely, my love."