"For some reason, probably bad influences from bad friends, he had become a bit of a self-righteous moralist. So mom decided to step in and put things right. When she discovered his weakness for anal, a desire she shares - perhaps it runs in the family - she knew that she would have things under control in no time at all."
"The brothers had never got along. There had been nothing but constant arguing and bickering for as long as anyone can remember. One day, mom finally had enough. She decided to teach them how to cooperate and work together as one. It worked!"
"I tell her that I've decided to join her in her exploration of the freer side of life.. and that cuz I know he values honesty, I confess to my long-time obsession with her and that she's the reason my last few girlfirends and even my fiance left me.. Cuz they knew they'd never compete or replace her. And should she choose to become my lover, I'd do all I could to love and cherish her, whilst allowing her the freedom to be her."
"During one of my many volunteer modeling sessions.. I ask her to do a commision of me as Modern Day 'David' fully nude.. *Since nudity isn't an issue between us.. she agrees and gets naked with me - since she loves painting naked and we're home.
Whilst she preps and then begins to create the piece, I confess that my truly deepest secret, that I've always wished I was adopted so I could have babies with my favorite woman in the world..
Depending on how she responds, I'd then tell her that I've known for a while that I've got an incurable 'Oedipus Complex' and that the only way to cure it will be to render myself blind"