jackp_78 | Aug 14, 2023
She needs to give him the old one-two puch

whotheheckami | Aug 14, 2023
And then the uppercut, uppercut!

loconuts | Dec 22, 2022
my testicles are a handful ;) she loved to punch, slap, and squeeze them but they always ended up emptying their sperm inside her pussy

lolie21 | Jun 29, 2023
i understand her! big balls should be emptied

loconuts | Dec 22, 2022
if you want to get pregnant, you find the men with the big testes. we produce hundreds of millions of sperm between our legs every day!

lolie21 | Jun 29, 2023
thats the guys im looking for but i want real big EGGS

loconuts | Aug 16, 2023
My girlfriend's been training my balls, kicking, kneeing, punching, slapping and squeezing them every day for a week... they're nice and swollen heavy eggs. Probably not too far off from what you're looking for ;)

lolie21 | Oct 11, 2023
i do think you've got the perfect size! would be nice to hold them, look you in the eyes and....

loconuts | Oct 24, 2023
And...? ;)

lolie21 | Nov 10, 2023
start squeezing the left one until it partially makes you faint and then go to the right one

loconuts | Nov 11, 2023
To be fair, I've never fainted from having my nuts squeezed--just come a little too close to having them popped!

lolie21 | Dec 6, 2023
ooooh and who came that close to popping them?? want to try again ?

loconuts | Dec 16, 2023
it was my most recent ex, they loved to squeeze them so hard until one day we heard something *squish* inside one of them… we needed to take a break after that and make sure that one still worked! it was super hot. and yes, of course, I’d let someone try again… how strong is your grip? ;)

lolie21 | Dec 20, 2023
how did you know they worked fine after that? well no man has ever told me my grip isn't strong enough hahaha i've held more then 100 set of balls in my hand and well i do think i could crack all of them

loconuts | Dec 20, 2023
well, we never made sure they worked 100% in terms of sperm quality, but she did at least want to milk out a cumshot to make sure my nut didn't implode or anything crazy! I'd be curious to see if you could crack my nut for real though

lolie21 | Feb 7, 2024
ahahhaha you think I couldnt crack it? nuts are tough but under great pressure and with no consequences towards me, i would go all the way you want to shoot your load first? hahaha

loconuts | Feb 10, 2024
I'd definitely wanna shoot my load first! either at a sperm bank or inside a lovely lady willing to let me breed her... because it sounds like after I offer my nuts to you I might not be able to! ;) I'm sure it'd be a big one, these nuts pump a fat load!

lolie21 | Feb 16, 2024
well if you're so sure its a big one i would be willing to give you three attempts to breed me and after that third attempt you just surrender and let me have a go?

loconuts | Mar 19, 2024
deal. if I couldn't knock you up after three breeding sessions, my eggs would be yours to squish however you wanted ;) I hope you're ready to carry my children though... and tell you what, if I did get you pregnant, I'd let you crack one of my nuts anyway just to see if I could do it again with only one in my sack!

lolie21 | Mar 21, 2024
I'm willing to accept that deal! If you are that confident you must have some good load I also love the idea that i get to crack both or just one If you get me pregnant, i get to crack it right away or just before birth, to even the pain score? I just looked at your balls again, i must say they are big! but i've busted same size and bigger and that feels sooooooo satisfying

loconuts | Mar 28, 2024
I like the idea that you could crack my nut as soon as the pregnancy test comes back positive, or whenever you wish while you're with child... I'd love to worship your pregnant body while you sacrifice one of my babymakers! That way by the time you've given birth I'll be healed up and ready to give it another go whenever you are ;) They say that the remaining testicle will grow in size to compensate for the lost one so maybe you'd have access to the biggest nut to crack yet! What size were the biggest balls you've ever busted?

lolie21 | Mar 29, 2024
well i think its only fair that i only get to crack that one ball after birth, that way you are sure of one offspring and I have something to look forward too! and I will be really motivated after having that painfull pussy moment of birth... we both have time to heal and then you can try again OOOOOOHHHH it will grow??? wtf thats amazing!!!! One big penis with one huge ball!!! hahaha it will be a weird sight at first... well the biggest guy I ever had was a white guy, athletic build, 1,8m so i wasdnt expecting an anaconda... when he took his shorts off my mouth fell open... the biggest soft dick i had ever seen, but for real huge thick meat and behind it a set of nuts that made me question if he could run with that... i think each testicle was a bit larger then a jumbo chicken egg, it was incredible... we had a few nights but it faded after i wanted to go harder and harder on his balls