Open letter to pornography producers.
I didn't think porn could be ruined but you cnts
have proved me wrong.
Aren't you tired of shooting the same old
rubbish, 'cus I know we are!
Instead of giving your models $20 to go
get their eyebrows done by sharpie, give
them $20 to go get some fkn LUBE!
Why do you have to present set after set
of dry holes that are about as sexy as a
Monday at work! FFS.
You've turned us into voyeurs...
Same old shoot...Done in daylight watching
some chick do herself with a fkn dildo.
That is NOT inclusive! Its PASSIVE rubbish!
Sex happens at NIGHT you muppets.
Hint...Hire some normal looking women
because honestly, were done with the
unrelenting silicon fakery...
And no, throwing in a fkn tattooed 'Chad' in
NEVER helps.
Dripping wet holes is where its at!
Fake cum...Are you kidding!
Do you think were stupid?
I know you cant shoot stories like
back in the day because none of you
cnts has a clue and your photographers
are bored shitless...and It shows.
There's desperation on the streets,
go fkn hire some fresh talent and
stop sitting on your asses thinking
we don't fkn see you lazing around
in the shallow end of the ideas pool.
Asshats.