"It takes so little effort. She just strips, spreads, lets the bellhop see her and go spread the word, and waits for the black men to come anoint her body with body with liquid love."
"This is my girlfriend. She is a nymphomaniac. She likes partys, black guys and recreational drugs. Tonight she is dressing up for her girlfriends neighbors sons birthday party. Its not a costume party but that never stops her. She said that she wont back until tomorrow at lunch so if I need to wank I better do it now. 150 seconds later she said Good Boy and left."
"Jenny jerked her head to the left, took a big sniff, and thought to herself- Black cock, 200 yards due East, 31 years old, 10 inches long, ball sack was last emptied 27 hours ago. - As a blonde snow bunny she was born with this ability."
"The company retreat had been fun so far. But when you find your boss waiting for you in your room- ass up, tittys out, with a collar and 5 inch heels, it got about 5000 times more fun."
"My wife came into the bedroom and started packing a small suitcase. She said she was spending the weekend with the black coworker she had been flirting with for the past week. I blew my load before she even left the room."
"...and then I just spanked it as hard as I could, as if my hand were controlled by an angry spirit. Amazingly, after shrieking, she turned around and laughed when I apologized. She said she gets that a lot... like every single day. Then she introduce herself and we had a fun night."