"Will you at least watch and laugh at my car window while I get naked and beat off in the front seat? Then shake your head in disgust, spit in my lap and walk away laughing, if you’d like."
"Ohhh yes! Leona who dumped me because I was too timid to try and fuck her… Linda who laughed when I came in my pants, humping her leg… Patti who made me feel like an inadequate little boy…. Robbin who made out with me at a party, then left with a hunky stud while I went home and jerked off to her on the toilet…… Yes! They all fucked me up! Make me tell you all about them and laugh at me! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh…."