"Jesus christ. What a shame to be so pretty and so disgusting at the same time. Look at the hair on that asshole. There's hair growing out from the inside of it. Ugh. Nasty bitch. She's got an asshole that's impossible to keep clean. Like, if she takes a shit those hairs are going to be filthy and you'll be able to smell this bitch's shit hole across the room."
"I wonder if she knows how hairy her asshole is. She's cute, but that is one nasty anus. I bet little flecks of shit get stuck in those hairs and her asshole stinks all the time. Don't wanna sit next to this one on the bus. All you can smell is her shitty, hairy asshole."